April, 2020 A male stabbed a random man in his (the victim's) yard. The neighbors say that they saw a large man with long hair fleeing the scene. Later, a "woman" who matches the description is arrested, but the papers suggest that there is some ...
A 64 year-old man (who identifies as a 13 year-old schoolboy) has been found guilty of sexually assaulting a schoolgirl. Staff discovered him lurking in the school wearing a wig and a school uniform. He's now permanently expelled from all schools.
Sorry for the q*eer source and the half-OT (from the "crimes against women" topic)... But this never happens too (sarcasmo), yeah?